MHS Staff Superlatives, May 2017

As the school year comes to a close, we at The Paw Print thought it would be a good idea to ponder ‘What superlatives would MHS staff members receive?’

Our results are listed below.

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Most likely to give his time – Mr. Turk

Most likely to be the next Bear Grylls – Mr. Rice

Most likely to be mistaken for a student – Mr. Fancher (illustrated below)/Ms. Shaw

Most likely to be blasting music at 7am – Mr. Beck

Weirdest Beard – Mr. Reinhard

Miss Congeniality – Miss Stevenson

Most school spirit – Mr. Legan

Most likely to be a comedian – Mr. McGrath (illustrated)

Teacher most likely to receive an email from – Mr. Somich

Most likely to win Jeopardy – Mr. Hughes

Most inspiring – Ms. Rutigliano

Best sub to walk into class and see – Mr. Karle

Most likely to retire so she can open an animal sanctuary – Ms. Shay

Most likely to accidentally be called Mom – Mrs. Burich (illustrated)

Most likely to take over the world – Mr. Torda

Most likely to be remembered – Mr. Verdi

Most likely to be on a field trip – Mr. Deaton

Most likely to be a talk show host – Mr. Francetic

Most Sassy – Miss Pumphrey

Most likely to break out in dance – Ms. Cioffi

Most dependable – Mrs. Ancell

Most likely to drink a protein shake during class – Mr. Josh Hayes

Most likely to travel the world – Mrs. McBride

Most likely to write a book – Mrs. Beery

Shiniest bald head – Mr. Shirey

Best storyteller – Mr. Nidy (illustrated)

Most involved – Ms. Czikray

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Illustrations provided by Jenna Josell, Sara Terkawi, Alaysia Sanders, and Stefani Jopek