MHS Staff Superlatives, May 2017
May 15, 2017
As the school year comes to a close, we at The Paw Print thought it would be a good idea to ponder ‘What superlatives would MHS staff members receive?’
Our results are listed below.
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Most likely to give his time – Mr. Turk
Most likely to be the next Bear Grylls – Mr. Rice
Most likely to be mistaken for a student – Mr. Fancher (illustrated below)/Ms. Shaw
Most likely to be blasting music at 7am – Mr. Beck
Weirdest Beard – Mr. Reinhard
Miss Congeniality – Miss Stevenson
Most school spirit – Mr. Legan
Most likely to be a comedian – Mr. McGrath (illustrated)
Teacher most likely to receive an email from – Mr. Somich
Most likely to win Jeopardy – Mr. Hughes
Most inspiring – Ms. Rutigliano
Best sub to walk into class and see – Mr. Karle
Most likely to retire so she can open an animal sanctuary – Ms. Shay
Most likely to accidentally be called Mom – Mrs. Burich (illustrated)
Most likely to take over the world – Mr. Torda
Most likely to be remembered – Mr. Verdi
Most likely to be on a field trip – Mr. Deaton
Most likely to be a talk show host – Mr. Francetic
Most Sassy – Miss Pumphrey
Most likely to break out in dance – Ms. Cioffi
Most dependable – Mrs. Ancell
Most likely to drink a protein shake during class – Mr. Josh Hayes
Most likely to travel the world – Mrs. McBride
Most likely to write a book – Mrs. Beery
Shiniest bald head – Mr. Shirey
Best storyteller – Mr. Nidy (illustrated)
Most involved – Ms. Czikray
Illustrations provided by Jenna Josell, Sara Terkawi, Alaysia Sanders, and Stefani Jopek