Junior boys headed toward basketball victory

Izzy Ciferno, Guest Writer

Editor’s Note: This article is humor based and not meant to be taken 100% literally.

St. Paschals CYO basketball team may be on the road to the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games.

Junior Dillon Coffey, a.k.a. team MVP, is determined to lead his team to victory. With two hour practices once a week the boys are really putting in that work. “I’m probably going to average 27 points, 18 rebounds, 15 assists, 10 blocks, 6 steals… a game. I’m like the secret weapon, you’d never expect this from me,” Coffey said.

The boys of this team seem to have a boatload of confidence, not a doubt in the world. They’re on that grind every Wednesday at practice pushing each other to reach for the stars (or the hoop). “Basically you could compare us to Team USA. Me being Lebron, Sam being Kevin Durant, Anthony Velotta being Kyrie Irving, and Dom Dipippo being Klay Thompson,” Coffey said.